A news report filed by ABC suggests that America as a nation is GOING BLIND. BLIND!!! Just like that horrible movie with Julianna Moore and Danny Glover!! BLINDNESS! Um, if you’re wondering why I’m using so many exclamation points it’s because — are you seriously asking that?! IN 100 YEARS [...]
A news report filed by ABC suggests that America as a nation is GOING BLIND. BLIND!!! Just like that horrible movie with Julianna Moore and Danny Glover!! BLINDNESS! Um, if you’re wondering why I’m using so many exclamation points it’s because — are you seriously asking that?! IN 100 YEARS YOUR GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN WON’T BE ABLE TO SEE.
And do you know who we are to blame for this 66 percent increase in blindness?
THE MACHINES.
Just like that other movie. Where we were KILLED BY MACHINES. Oh, wait, sorry, there were four of those.
Yes, even THIS VERY BLOG in a way is contributing towards your blindness. Goddamn. This just got real heavy, man. Click below to watch the report while eating these.
Source: www.bestweekever.tv
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